By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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