idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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