It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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