I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
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