I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Also, beer. Big fan.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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