5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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