Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
Randomize
