She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
Randomize
