What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
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