On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
I came so hard my ears popped.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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