coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
You took a bar mat shot.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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