check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Soap is not a condiment
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
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