my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
Randomize
