Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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