Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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