Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
My dick has a subreddit
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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