I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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