pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Only a mothe r could love this liver
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
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