Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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