i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I could fuck to npr.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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