yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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