standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
We had to coat check the pizza.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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