what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
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