New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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