I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Randomize
