Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Randomize
