she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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