Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
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