Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
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