it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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