Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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