But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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