I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
Randomize
