She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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