Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
So many bounce houses so little time
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon�
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
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