so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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