The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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