We won't sleep together?
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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