No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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