I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
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