Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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