But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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