Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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