In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
I wish i was in the wii world.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
Randomize
