Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
she smelled like a LAN party
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
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