Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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