quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
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