I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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