check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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