Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
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